This jersey is very, very special to me. If it spoke, it would tell you many things that we have experienced together. I got this jersey from a client from Monterrey who came to Mexico City. I wanted it because Tigres were recently champions after many years and I didn’t have my new jersey, so we negotiated it.
He came to Mexico and gave it to me and now for the bargain right? It was the way for me to pay my shirt. Although I got pissed off because later I realized that he hired another colleague of mine – the three of us were having a threesome- and he paid the bastard and gave him the shirt. I thought Oooh, that’s mean, man. But well, that’s how I handled it.
My clients really like it when I wear this shirt because knowing that the guy you’re hiring likes soccer, brings more testosterone, more masculinity and more horniness and fantasy to the encounter. I remember once, among so many anecdotes about this shirt, I had a client who supports Rayados de Monterrey and his fantasy was having sex like the classic rivalry from Monterrey: he with his Rayados shirt, and me with the Tigres shirt. And so we did. I wore my shirt. When I wear it and go to see clients, bitch, they really get turned on.
This jersey is very, very special to me. If it spoke, it would tell you many things that we have experienced together. I got this jersey from a client from Monterrey who came to Mexico City. I wanted it because Tigres were recently champions after many years and I didn’t have my new jersey, so we negotiated it.
He came to Mexico and gave it to me and now for the bargain right? It was the way for me to pay my shirt. Although I got pissed off because later I realized that he hired another colleague of mine – the three of us were having a threesome- and he paid the bastard and gave him the shirt. I thought Oooh, that’s mean, man. But well, that’s how I handled it.
My clients really like it when I wear this shirt because knowing that the guy you’re hiring likes soccer, brings more testosterone, more masculinity and more horniness and fantasy to the encounter. I remember once, among so many anecdotes about this shirt, I had a client who supports Rayados de Monterrey and his fantasy was having sex like the classic rivalry from Monterrey: he with his Rayados shirt, and me with the Tigres shirt. And so we did. I wore my shirt. When I wear it and go to see clients, bitch, they really get turned on.
Pues esta camisa es muy, muy especial para mí. Si ella hablara te diría muchas cosas en las cuales me ha acompañado. Esta camisa yo la obtuve precisamente, eh, por un cliente de Monterrey que vino a la Ciudad de México. Eh… yo mi, mi necesidad de tener una playera nueva de Tigres y que me la trajera de allá porque Tigres había sido recientemente campeón después de hace muchísimos años y, y pues no tenía mi playera nueva y lo negociamos.
Vino a México, eh, me la trajo y, bueno, fue la… ahora sí fue el cambalache ¿no? Fue la forma de pagarme mi playera ¿no? Aunque me dio coraje porque después me di cuenta, aunque él no lo notó, que contrató a otro colega mío –estuvimos los tres haciendo trío- y al desgraciado éste sí le pagó y aparte le dio la playera. Dije Aaah, qué mala onda. Pero bueno, yo lo manejé así ¿no?
Esta playera les gusta mucho a mis clientes que la lleve porque, pues bueno, el saber que al chavo que estás contratando le gusta el futbol, como que le aporta más testosterona, más masculinidad y más cachondería y fantasía al encuentro. Me acuerdo una vez de entre tantas anécdotas de esta playera, fue que tuve un cliente que le va a los Rayados de Monterrey y su fantasía, su fetiche era, pues tener sexo como clásico regiomontano, él con su playera de, de Rayados y yo con la de Tigres. Y así lo hicimos ¿eh? Yo llevé mi playera… yo sí me la llevé puesta, yo siempre cuando voy a ver a los clientes, si me la llevo, me la llevo puesta y, puta, les prende un buen.
